WHO'S NEXT? Jim Henson calls Stan Lee out on taking credit for "Jack Kirby's comic books." Blackbeard claims that his heart is many degrees colder than the deep sea. It's a hip-hop chowder, red over white, cause the Tsar's wife can't do sh*t tonight! When Nice Peter insults the editor in the rematch between the creators, said editor responds by enlarging Peter's hand and Lloyd's head, silently implying that Peter needs to keep his hands out of other people's business and that Lloyd needs to get his head deflated. Joe DiMaggio "took a swing in [Marilyn Monroe's] batter's box," and Cleopatra has been "tossing Caesar's salad". Napoleon Bonaparte gets one at the beginning of his second line. Hitler never saw it coming. Stevie points out that she could be blinder than him, due to calling herself "Ms. The Joker may have no problem killing kids (Jason Todd, for example, which he mentions in the battle), but even he is disgusted by, Che Guevara is a Communist revolutionary who. It's no secret Bill Nye's a bit outclassed, even though he had some good lines. Ray Stantz steps forward intending to fight Grant when the latter taunts him about the ghost that "popped his cherry". Link is 6'0 like Peter, while Rhett is an absolute giant at 6'7". In the Rasputin vs Stalin battle Lenin says to Rasputin: "It's hip hop chowder red over white, because the Czar's wife can't do shit tonight!" The Easter Bunny spends his second verse panicking. In "Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg", Mark mocks Elon's getting high on Joe Rogan's podcast, to which Elon directly responds by saying that not even marijuana can slow-motion his pace. Doing judo moves and schooling every communist cyka! Once his verse is done, he leaves. Mozart vs Skrillex, which emulates both artists' styles very well. Dubb 20 & J Stalin) [Explicit] by Young Bossi & Joe Blow from the Album FishscaleBlow [Explicit] Rasputin vs Stalin [Explicit] by Epic Rap Battles of History from the Album Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 [Explicit] MobWire (feat. Virtually any musical combatant will add elements of their style to the rap: In "Mozart vs. Skrillex", the beat is more dubstep-y for Skrillex. Gandalf the White gets his 'ass knocked back' to Gandalf the Grey. Michael Bay's entire verse can be summed up as: "I don't care if my movies suck, I'm making bank!". Think of Dull Surprise. According to Skrillex, Mozart has a little magic flute. Romeo and Juliet's verses are accompanied with violin chords and jingle bells. When Luigi's profanity is censored by the sound of collected coins, the subtitles also use the image of coins from the Mario Bros games as a form of censorship. Lemme just step right in, I got things to INVENT! In Darth Vader's first verse in "Hitler vs. Vader 2". Hannibal Lecter naturally does this during his verses. "Bonnie and Clyde vs. Romeo and Juliet" ends with R&J dead by their own hands and B&C gunned down. Jacques Cousteau, a French filmmaker with a Palme d'Or and multiple Oscars, versus Steve Irwin, an Australian TV host who wrestles wild animals for a living. In general, we have the main actors Nice Peter (phlegmatic) and, There's often so much going on the screen that some of the humor can be missed. You'll find that the ex-KGB is the best MC in the ex-CCCP! Walt Disney brags about overworking his artists and running sweatshops. ", Leonidas and Willam Wallace's portrayals are based on their respective portrayals in, Subverted with Tolkien and Martin — one might expect the only points of reference to be their. Elon Musk mocks Mark Zuckerberg's robotic mannerisms with this. While Lewis and Clark call Bill and Ted useless because they have to depend on their. After successfully burning Rensputin, he turned to Stalin. Later, after both have "transformed", Hulk pushes Caitlyn's button by threatening to "smash" on her daughter Kylie, which causes Jenner to shoot him with two pistols (which don't hurt him). "I'm gonna run these streets like I run my casinos / more police, No sooner does he learn he's a ghost, he gets wrangled up by the, Well, except Socrates, technically, as he didn't like books, Vladimir Lenin and Mikhail Gorbachev, Neil DeGrasse Tyson. "You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock; I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot, "Easy, Jaws of Life! Mitt Romney also does this in his opening lines, a reference to the then-popular dig that he was creepy-looking. He was also the first to greet us with the much beloved "What's up, bitches?". Hannibal Lecter calls Jack the Ripper out for the mistakes he made in the battle. The outro for Joe Biden vs Donald Trump is reworded into "Who Won? STALIN! In the season 5 finale, Peter accuses Lloyd of trying to find rhymes for "erection", despite having done just that in his previous line. "Fredrick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson" shows several American rap battlers from previous episodes during Jefferson's line: "Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great" has a similar scene, where the five Russian rappers (and. Churchill opens his verse by requesting "a cigar and a large glass of brandy" and admits to being "toasted" while battling. He's an absolute jerkass in fact. Considering both characters are British spies, Austin Powers doing the two-finger salute, the British equivalent to. killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium. At the very end of the rap the barrels. He got the hell out of Dodge before the Cat in the Hat let Thing 1 and Thing 2 free. Beat(s) Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin, EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev, Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald. In round three, Hitler vows to kick Vader's balls, Stalin also references the historical removal of Rasputin's ", Batman threatens to crush Sherlock Holmes's "British nuts until they're bangers and mash.". Lee reminds them that he and Kirby were close friends, and Lee, in fact, often fought in favour of Kirby's credit. Walt Disney shows off his "empire of joy", all the sketchpads the artists are drawing on contain logos of various channels and studios owned by The Walt Disney Company, including ESPN, ABC, A&E, and Maker Studios. Khan takes pride in the accusation, boasts that he ravaged land from Poland to Korea, and threatens to slaughter the Easter Bunny's family to make a new coat. Freddy Krueger does this twice, naturally. The "Mr. T vs. Mr. Rogers" battle set up Mr. Rogers to look like this, but ultimately subverted it, and instead turns him into a. Criss Angel, who tries to enter the battle in David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini after hearing angel but gets rejected by Houdini telling him that he said angle. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from email@example.com. The philosophers in "Eastern philosophers vs. Western philosophers" lecture each other on ethics, wisdom, and discipline while describing about the ass-whoopings they're going to hand each other. Putin is mainly expressionless most of the time. Babe Ruth manages to rap in the style of a radio sports announcer and barely pauses for a breath once he starts. The season 3 finale tops that by having a whopping eight rappers perform (the four Ninja Turtles versus their four artist namesakes). When Beethoven mentions Bieber can't hit puberty, Bach implies this about Justin, popping up on screen shaking his head sadly and holding his finger and thumb an inch apart. Roosevelt points out that at least he wasn't. Mario tells the Wright Brothers to "just get back in [their] biplane and make out with each other". " Rasputin vs Stalin " is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. The dashing, heroic Captain Kirk vs. the slave-owning, genocidal Christopher Columbus. See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his â¦ In the same battle, the inventor of SCUBA tells Irwin to "contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus". The way Jon Snow sits up in the background during the end of Martin's first verse in Tolkien vs. Martin is, The outro for "Vlad the Impaler vs Count Dracula" references the first. Chuck Norris does this with some goons as well, not even paying attention to them. The Jacka, J Stalin, Rydah J Klyde) [Explicit] by Philthy Rich from the Album Trap-a â¦ Anyone who sold you a pierogi; shot! It's a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil You're from Georgia, â¦ Look into my eyes, you perverted witch! Stan Lee loses control of his rage when Jim Henson and Kermit the Frog accuse him of stealing credit from his friend Jack Kirby. I would mess up your face, but your mama did it for me! Tony Hawk says that Wayne Gretzky's nose has such a steep slope, even he wouldn't use it as a ramp. However, his opponent, Hannibal Lecter, does not fit the three spheres of this trope. ", "Now excuse me, while I turn heaven a profit." Teddy Roosevelt calls Winston Churchill a "bloated, drunk old man" who needs to "do-si-do on over to a 12-step program". Hitler's verses are shot in monochrome. All you want to hear is a heroin joke. Almost everyone to appear in these vids is hamming it up, though. Wendy doesnt have much room to mock Burger King for being always second fiddle. Those aren't worthy opponents". JP Morgan, Kanye West and the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come as Ghosts of the Past, What's Right Now, and... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood has a retro colour filter for both contestants. ", Billy Mays with his "lightning rod cock.". I don't mean to Russia but you just seem like you're Stalin You're just five-foot-four but your failure's epic-sized Then Vladimir Lenin drops in and starts trashing both of them. Harkening back to the dead Donald's lecture, I still am expecting a final specter! The Lyrics for Rasputin vs. Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History have been translated into 7 languages Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, â¦ "Henry VIII vs. Hillary Clinton" was set to release in season 2, immediately after Vader/Hitler 2, but Peter and Lloyd felt the battle didn't live up to their own expectations at the time, so they never officially released it until 2020. In general, any time a third party intrudes on a battle. Ivan the Terrible says if Alexander the Great approaches him hell get a huge sack like Novgorod!. "Set up a little place called the United States. EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! George Carlin ends his verse with one of these: Steve Irwin does a short one in his first verse: Sigmund Freud ends his first verse with one, to which Teresa responds with one of her own: In the season 1 finale, EpicLLOYD mocks Peter for his receding hairline, despite being bald himself. ", After the beat abruptly stops in the rematch between Hitler and Vader, Hitler's visibly confused and asks "where is the DJ?". Non-stopping brain droppings like my wit's got the shits! Dr. Seuss did a subtle straight version. Guevara himself says that, despite his asthma, he will "take your breath away". And from the same video, young, handsome Elvis scarfing down sandwiches to transform into old, fat Elvis. J. R. R. Tolkein also manages this thrice: At the beginning of the battle, George R. R. Martin criticizes, Martin makes the terrible pun "I'll cut you like my teeth on, Martin claims to be "rock and roll" compared to Tolkien. In December 2018, Peter and Lloyd also premiered a spinoff series, Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, which simply feature the two in a studio rapping as their respective characters — these are for requests that are popular but that the crew don't feel warrant a full ERB production. The Rasputin vs. Stalin rap has all of the rappers being very expressive in their speech and movements. Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso! Sigmund Freud starts his verse saying the amount of jokes he could make about Teresas looks are abundant, but he doesnt end up making any other jokes about Teresas appearance after that. When Donatello (the turtle) says "I don't Gattamelata clue what you do," we briefly see Donatello (the sculptor) working on his famed sculpture of Gattamelata. Einstein pushes Hawking's button when he questions the validity of Hawking's Black Hole Theory. Marilyn Monroe taking off her earrings in her second verse. The BTS reveals that the effect was done by shooting the scene in twice the normal speed, then slowing it down. , Prussian and Roman, and also a Russian of Prussian descent). He sliced him in half with his lightsaber. nuclear explosion goes off in the background, while the camera focuses on Scrooge's own funny nose. BEGIN Rasputin: Nice mustache, Wario! A brief sneak peek of Steve Irwin was shown at the very end of. Ted is also wearing a Mario Brothers shirt, as both Bill and Ted and the Mario Brothers have opponents portrayed by Rhett and Link. J. R. R. Tolkien also makes one, when he says that both George R.R. Steven Spielberg vs. Alfred Hitchcock vs. They're just the worst. (Rasputin compares Stalin to Wario, an anti-hero and Mario 's polar opposite/rival from the Super Mario franchise, as Stalin's and Wario's mustaches are similar in appearance.) It says it "takes a special kind of person" to pause for it, and thanks the viewer again. the three ghosts in Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: J.P. Morgan (nice), Death (mean) and Kanye West (in-between). Hitler also had something bad happen to his ghost in the S4 teaser but Vader wasnt present. Both Nice Peter vs. Epic Lloyd battles inherently fall under this. For the first three seasons at least. Babe Ruth also gives Lance Armstrong one of these with both barrels, in the rapid-fire style of a radio sports announcer. Side-series "Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflicts of Nowadays" has this in spades: the announcer sounds bored (and high-pitched), Peter and Lloyd are just filming themselves in the recording booth without any attempt at backgrounds or special effects, and they're barely even attempting to do a proper voice for the rappers. After their final verse against the Renaissance artists, the TMNT head off to eat pizza. Dumbledore retorts Gandalf's homophobic insults with "I prefer the company of, Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley gives us two, Jackson accuses Elvis of stealing rock and roll. "And McDonald's gave your job to a box with a face! How Lance Armstrong justifies his infamous blood doping in the name of winning — verbatim, no less. By the people! I'm rich! Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 finale. "Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe" is a three way callback: 1. exclaiming he's more powerful than Frank is even while while wearing women's pants. Watch me Oculus, Instagram, WhatsApp — post! VERSUS! On behalf of us all here at Epic Rap Battles of History, thank you for choosing youtube.com/ERB. It dates, however, to the works of the early Mesoamerican tribes. ", Walt Disney notes that "I own this whole series! William Wallace gets backed up by bagpipes for sections of his verses. Epic Rap Battles of HistoryBehind the Scenes, Epic Drawings of History with Marydoodles. George Washington went from having a brief cameo in the Ben Franklin vs Billy Mays battle to having his own rap battle against William Wallace. (Rasputin has been called the "Mad Monk", even though he was never actually a monk. The portrayal of William Wallace and his men are based off the. Martin Luther King Jr. stays in monochrome even when he crosses over into Gandhi's colored setting. Alexander the Great vs Ivan the Terrible: Ivan (melancholic), Alexander (choleric), Frederick and Pompey (sanguine) and Catherine (phlegmatic). He laments that Jim was taken too soon from this world. When battling Guy Fawkes, Che Guevara references how "they cut your junk out! (. This is due to his recent conviction on multiple counts of rape and sexual assault. Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah! Watch me crush this bald, "I'm the head of state, you're like a head of cabbage, Mozart: "In two more months, the world will forget about your Skrill-excrement! After Billy Mays dies mid-battle against Ben Franklin, the. "Rasputin vs Stalin" is a rap battle produced as a part of Epic Rap Battles of History. Wonder Woman mocks Stevie Wonder for being blind. Wolverine. Alfred Hitchcock: Showing off a side profile of Hitchcock from his show, "Alfred Hitchcock Presents". The three western philosophers: Nietzsche (id), Socrates (ego), and Voltaire (superego). Steve Irwin reacts this way when Jacques Cousteau mocks him for getting ". Invoked in "Hulk Hogan vs. Kim Jong-Il" with Hogan claiming he'll leg-drop Kim back to Beijing. [Who won? Rasputin verses Stalin!] See more ideas about rasputin, russian history, joseph stalin. Blackbeard taunts Al Capone about having syphilis, but Blackbeard. The list Santa Claus consults as he tells off Moses also includes Master Chief, Mr. Rogers, and Mozart. Nice Peter and Epic Lloyd both appear as girls behind Miley Cyrus in Miley Cyrus Vs. Joan of Arc. Barack Obama doesn't like having his wife being called the "Female version of Patrick Ewing" very much. Mozart seems very offended that Skrillex could be considered "a musician.". The Christmas elves are quite surprised that Moses' religion forbids bacon. In real life, Lincoln was widely known to be soft-spoken with a squeaky voice, though not without gravitas. Hulk Hogan gets shot down via bazooka by Kim Jong-Il, so Macho Man tags in to fight back in place of the injured Hogan. My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie! Welcome to primetime, bitch!. At the end of George Carlin vs. Richard Pryor, Season 2: Grigori Rasputin vs. Joseph Stalin, Season 6: Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker, After Shaka Zulu says that Caesar's walking into a massacre and would, Richard Pryor brings up his childhood in a brothel to say hes seen some shit (but none of it was as bad as Carlins haircut), Vlad the Impaler talks about forests of corpses dripping on a buffet and says , Bruce Lee mocks one who would rap against people who, Al Capone admits he had syphilis, but only so he can call Blackbeard "a huge dick.". You decide!] Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bow, "By the powers invested in me by this giant bald bird
". Played straight by Jack the Ripper, who boasts that his crimes are so gruesome that they would sicken and appall even his opponent, Hannibal Lecter. "I'm sorry, Bill. Averted in Adam vs. Eve; nobody does the heroin joke in the Behind the Scenes. Vader does this to Hitler with his lightsaber at the end of their third battle, inverted, as Alfred wanted to serve, but couldn't because of his weight. Yo, I'm the host with the most glasnot! Socrates tells Voltaire to "keep his fat nose in his coffee". All you built was a mad tolerance for cocaine! In general, we have the core three ERB writers: Nice Peter (id), Epic Lloyd (ego), and Zach Sherwin (superego). In Steve Jobs VS Bill Gates, Steve says he bets "this beat" was made on one of his Apple products, referring to the rap beat playing in the background. There also seems to be one in the second season's behind the scenes videos of people not recognizing who one of the rappers is supposed to be, such as one man not realizing Lloyd was dressed as Mario. In Rick Grimes vs. Walter White's BTS, Peter informs Lloyd that, tragically, "the heroin joke didn't make it." Aug 16, 2013 - Explore Epic Rap Battles of History's board "Rasputin vs Stalin", followed by 161 people on Pinterest. Ben Franklin makes several death threats to Billy Mays, promising to "craft a lyrical coffin", telling him to "join or die", and referencing "Death of a Salesman". At the beginning of "George Washington vs. William Wallace": Voltaire doubles up the doubling up while arguing with. Ivan the Terrible threatens to smack Alexander the Great "harder than [he] hit that bottle". Naturally done by Michael Jackson when battling Elvis, after the line: "Watch me moonwalk and I step on your blue suede". [Character 1] vs. [Character 2]! both James Bonds ignore him in favor of insulting each other. NicePeter likes to pantomime popping a squat. Elvis Presley's death on the can is inevitably brought up when he fights Michael Jackson. Donald Trump, the only rapper so far to appear in two different titles, is effectively portrayed as two different characters in. have them pair off and compete against each other, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santisima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso, (He actually shot himself through his right temple.). Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il: Macho Man (nice), Kim(mean) and Hogan (in-between). In the first Vader/Hitler battle, Vader begins to use, Chuck Norris in his second verse, resulting in bursts of fire and. Leonidas claims Master Chief's fans are sweaty nerds that give themselves "first-person shooters". "Doc Brown vs Doctor Who" also had a character portrayed by Sherwin rap against a character portrayed by Watsky. You need to stop breaking into houses and creeping, Thou shalt not let children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall. Albert Einstein vs. Stephen Hawking (German native, British native), Genghis Khan vs. the Easter Bunny (Mongolian, European folklore character), Gandalf vs. Dumbledore (Characters created by British writers), Moses vs. Santa Claus (Middle East, European folklore), Zeus vs. Thor (Greek mythology, Scandinavian mythology), Eastern Philosophers vs. Western Philosophers (Chinese and European, to be precise), Shaka Zulu vs. Julius Caesar (representing the Zulu Kingdom and the Roman Empire, respectively), Ivan the Terrible vs. Alexander the Great (Russian vs Macedonian, Ash Ketchum vs. Charles Darwin (Japanese anime character, English native), Guy Fawkes vs Che Guevara (English, Argentinean), Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin (French, Australian), Mother Teresa vs Sigmund Freud (Albanian, Austrian), Vlad the Impaler (Romanian) vs Count Dracula (Fictional character from Romania, created by Irish author). In "Romeo & Juliet vs. Bonnie & Clyde", both Romeo and Juliet are noble, while Clyde and Bonnie are both roguish. The "EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY" logo itself is used the exact same way at both the beginning and end of the video, at which point the video resets to give the Tenth Doctor another chance
but he just turns off the video with his sonic screwdriver. âVladimir Putinâs paternal grandfather, Spiridon Ivanovich Putin (1879â1965), was a chef who at one time or another cooked for Vladimir Lenin, Leninâs wife Nadezhda Krupskaya, and on several occasions for Joseph Stalin.â In all three of his rap battles against Darth Vader, Adolf Hitler facetiously invites Vader to make use of something seemingly innocent that was used murderously in concentration camps during. You're a possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born! "The only thing that scares me is a fridge with no beer". Lloyd again as Dr. Phil in Oprah Vs Ellen. Shakespeare vs. Nikola Tesla's largest issue with Thomas Edison is how Tesla wanted to give electricity to the world for free, but Edison strongarmed him with politics and business practices to turn a profit with it. Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley both bring elements from their music (and age) to their raps. Vladimir Putin, Sir Isaac Newton and Theodore Roosevelt have gone from newscasters to actual Rap Battlers. Inverted by Obama, who compliments Romney's father as a, Bruce Lee: "I beat the Good, and the Bad. it gets a pass, barely. I can't stand a racist; I love the colored and the queers - just ask Sammy Davis!". Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba. In the rematch between the creators, EpicLloyd tells Nice Peter that "your whole name means 'dick'! Muhammad Ali loses his cool when Michael Jordan refers to him by his birth name of Cassius. Link here. Grigori Rasputin vs Joseph Stalin Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! He does it again in Donald Trump vs. Hillary Clinton. It starts out as a black sky with some almost invisible clouds, but as he continues and gets louder and hammier, we see flashes of light and the clouds become more visible. the three ghosts in Dondald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge: Kanye West (id), J.P. Morgan (ego) and Death (superego). Jack the Ripper vs. Hannibal Lecter, where Lecter brags about his refined style while Jack points out that, unlike Lecter, he's real, killed actual people and "never got caught.". "Because you're standing over the Rancor pit. You want to mess with me? Cue Lloyd running for the exit. Michael Jordan mocks the Parkinson's disease of Muhammad Ali, who retaliates in kind by mocking the murder of Jordan's father. Stine! 374 . Doctor Who video is stuck in a time loop. I'm more rock 'n' roll than you've ever been! Lump! Compared to the usual consistent backgrounds, this is a neat touch. his role as Genie and his real-life suicide, vs. Vladimir Lenin vs. Mikhail Gorbachev vs. Vladimir Putin, and the surprise addition of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man taking it. This also happened sporadically throughout season 4. [Epic Rap Battles of History! ", Ivan the Terrible says "На здоровье" (Russian for "Bless you", or "cheers/bottoms up" when drinking) to Alexander the Great during his, When the Russian hackers appear on screen during Joe Biden's second verse, one says, "Что ты сделал?". When he does this to Bentley Green, the kid starts shouting out for the police to help him. Martin Luther King Jr. stays monochrome even when he crosses over into Gandhi's setting. STALIN! The 10th Doctor is played by Nice Peter, Doc Brown is played by Zach Sherwin, George Watsky plays the 4th Doctor, and thereâs a cameo appearance by Epic LLOYD as Marty McFly. The battle presents "George Washington versus William Wallace" as a "powdered prick in a blousy outfit" vs a savage in war paint. Romeo and Juliet, being Shakespearean characters, do quite a bit of this. Master Chief gives a long one to Leonidas at the end of his rap. The Burger King" started off as a Flash-in-the-Pan Hip-Hop Conflict of Nowadays before being elevated to a full proper rap battle. Michael Bay butts in on Stanley Kubrick while flying in on a helicopter at sunset (one of his tropes), and it just gets less and less kosher from there. Pennywise mocks Joker about Heath Ledgers death. Freddy Krueger brags about being the product of a "twisted mind" and claims that beneath his terrifying exterior, Vlad the Impaler spends most of his first verse bragging about how many people he brutally murdered, and even claims to be the spawn of the devil. 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